February 2012
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Watch
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takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
Oxford Wit
rendonja:
After being caught skinny-dipping in the River Cherwell, Maurice Bowra covered his face instead of his genitals. When asked why he did this, he replied:
“I don’t know about you, gentlemen, but in Oxford I, at least, am known by my face.”
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it won’t let me get any closer to the airport so here
the signs for the departure/pick up areas
where do I collect my prize
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I am trapped in a car park right next to the air port
like
I can see the air port but I am trapped and can’t get out
whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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do I win yet
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look at all of these fucking swans holy shit
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HEY LOOK IT’S MY STRAND
okay I was travelling along a highway
now I’m stuck under a bridge
what
how
I can’t get out of here
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just came across a shop called the Erotic City Supermarket
jesus
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I seriously don't know what all the hype about...
whoisthatweirdkid:
mazzathestrange:
whoisthatweirdkid:
lolololololoolololol,
lol sherlockians can’t tell when they’re being trolled
you’d think they’d have learned by now