February 2012
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
Oxford Wit
rendonja:
After being caught skinny-dipping in the River Cherwell, Maurice Bowra covered his face instead of his genitals. When asked why he did this, he replied:
“I don’t know about you, gentlemen, but in Oxford I, at least, am known by my face.”
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it won’t let me get any closer to the airport so here
the signs for the departure/pick up areas
where do I collect my prize
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I am trapped in a car park right next to the air port
like
I can see the air port but I am trapped and can’t get out
whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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do I win yet
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look at all of these fucking swans holy shit
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HEY LOOK IT’S MY STRAND
okay I was travelling along a highway
now I’m stuck under a bridge
what
how
I can’t get out of here
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just came across a shop called the Erotic City Supermarket
jesus
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I seriously don't know what all the hype about...
whoisthatweirdkid:
mazzathestrange:
whoisthatweirdkid:
lolololololoolololol,
lol sherlockians can’t tell when they’re being trolled
you’d think they’d have learned by now
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if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
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